chuabaka:

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being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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nico-diangelcakes:

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So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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befriendment:

i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy

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lordbape:

*takes food out of my lunchables meal and arranges it nicely on a plate for instagram*

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